We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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