david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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