Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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