this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We had to coat check the pizza.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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