You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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