he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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