Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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