its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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