Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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