have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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