Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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