Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
