We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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