doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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