U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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