Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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