Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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