i just wanna soil my oats bro
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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