she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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