I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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