I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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