I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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