East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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