I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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