I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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