just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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