I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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