I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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