Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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