you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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