margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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