I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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