Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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