Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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