weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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