the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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