It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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