That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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