Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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