if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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