just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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