i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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