well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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