When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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