would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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