Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
The ass gains better be worth it
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