I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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