your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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