my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Terrible idea I love it
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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