This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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