Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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