I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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