She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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