Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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