She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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