how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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