you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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