I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
