Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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