I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm having to shit out rocks
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