Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just had sex bonerless
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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