question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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