I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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